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You wake up in the dark, very disoriented. As you are trying to figure out where you are, you notice that everything around you is damp, and you taste dirt on your lips. You start to turn around and try to figure out where you are, when you see a beam of light. You can either [[follow the light]] or [[stay where you are]] and wait to see what happens. You step out of the hole you were in and and turn around to find Big Chungus. At this point, you don't know much except that it appears Big Chungus is mad that you escaped his hole. You basically have two options now. You can try to [[fight off Big Chungus]] or you can [[run as fast as you can]].You are waiting to see what happens when something blocks the light coming in. Then you see that something is actually crawling through to you.
The big figure gets closer and you realize that it's Big Chungus and you are in his hole.
He comes over and starts to cradle you like a baby. You now know that Big Chungus thinks you're his kid. You can either [[accept your fate]] or [[try to escape]].You are now Big Chungus' child, even though he's never actually said a word to you. He sits with you for a while and thinks you are content, so he leaves to go get carrots or something. This gives you one last chance to [[try and escape]] or you can [[accept it once and for all]].You manage to break from his grasp, but he is still close behind. You know that he might stop at nothing to keep you forever. You can either [[run as fast as you can]] and try to ditch him, or [[fight off Big Chungus]] so he will stay away for good.You spin around and try to start punching him in the stomach as hard as you can, but every time you do, he just jiggles. It's almost impossible to defeat him by just punching alone, you need more power. You remember that scene in Thor Ragnarok where he summons all that lightning inside himself, so you try to do that.
That doesn't work, so you can either choose to [[run away]] or try to [[find a weapon]] that will help you win.You know you can run faster than him because he's packed away a few too many carrots, so you take one last look and then bolt. You run right into the forest and run as fast as you can, being careful not to run into a tree or trip on something on the ground. You want to run until you can't anymore so you can be almost sure Big Chungus isn't going to find you, but you are getting very tired. You can [[push harder]] or stop and lean on a tree to [[take a rest]].
The coast is clear, so you hop out of the hole and just book it. You are in a forest, so you run as fast as you can, trying to dodge trees and other things on the ground. You know if you keep running, there will be less of a chance he can find you, so you try to keep running even after you know you are probably far enough away.
You end up running for so long that you aren't sure if you can run anymore. You can [[take a rest]] or [[push harder]].You are now Big Chungus' child forever. Better get used to the taste of carrots.
You can click [[start]] to try again if you want You stop and sit on the ground and lean on a tree to catch your breath. You are thinking about your next move, when you hear something in the bushes close to you. You hop up and get ready to have to fight Big Chungus. You are just about to start uppercutting like Jimmy Braddock, but then you see it's a person. The person emerges even more and you see that it's Chris Pine. He tells you he used all his Chris Pine danger senses to sense that someone was in trouble and he's here to help. You can [[accept his help]] or you can [[drop him]] like a hot pocket.Some how you find it in yourself to keep running, especially when you see that the forest is coming to an end.
You push to the edge of the forest were you see a lake. You run up to the lake and over the bank you spot a boat, only to see that it's been sawed in half.
At the very moment you were coming to that realization, Phil Swift starts swimming up from the bottom of the lake. You think he is going to help you. You can [[let him help]] or walk away and pretty much [[drop him]] like a hot pocket.You're all like "Omg Chris Pine I love you, of course you can help me." You and Chris Pine start walking away.
You are pretty sure you're in the clear from Big Chungus at this point, so you just want something to do. Chris Pine suggests that you could go to the zoo, and he also tells you there's a great Chili's down the road if you want to go there.
You have to pick [[chili's]] or [[zoo]]You are too independent to want help from anyone. You start walking all by yourself and try to find out what exactly is going on. As you near the end of the woods, you find a nice trail to start walking.
You walk the trail for some time until you come to a fork. You have to choose whether you want to take the [[country road]] or the [[old town road]].You start running away as fast as you can, and it doesn't take long for you to find something. You get to the edge of the forest and come across a corvett. The keys are in the ignition and it's just sitting there running. You think you might be supposed to take it. You can choose to [[take it]] or you can just [[ignore it]].You look around for something you could hit him really hard with. You see a stick that looks okay, so you go to grab it.
You have the stick in your hand when suddenly, Lord Farquaad materializes in front of you and tells you that'll be 200 dollars.
You can now choose to [[fight off Farquaad]] or just run away and [[ignore it]].You decide to take a chance and snag the Corvett.
You get in and go to start driving, when Elon Musk starts to crawl forward from the back seat. He tells you he's so glad you decided to take the car. He saw on one of his satellites that you were in trouble and he wanted to help, but he was afraid you wouldn't get in the car if you knew it belonged to him.
You can [[stay]] with Elon Musk or stop the car and get out and [[drop him]] like a hot pocket. You try to ignore anything that gives you trouble and anything too suspicious, so you start running away.
You are out of the woods now. You are running through a nice open grassy area where there happens to be a trail. You are far enough away, so you decide to start walking the trail.
You walk until you come to a split in the trail. You have to choose whether you want to take the [[country road]] or the [[old town road]].You disregard everything and use the stick you just found to start beating Lord Farquadd.
Turns out Big Chungus HATES Lord Farquaad, so you and him are good now. Big Chungus takes your side. All he has to do is simply pick up Farquaad and he yeets him into dank submission.
Since you and Big Chungus are pretty cool now, he doesn't seem to mind whether you stay or go. You can [[stay with him]] and hang out or whatever or you can start wandering [[off on your own]].The country road took you home. You come to a quaint little cabin that is full of everything you need, and far away from Big Chungus. Congrats, you can now live the rest of you life peacefully, in the place you belong.
You can click [[start]] to play again if you want:)You walk the old town road for a couple miles until you get almost to the end. You start to see the end of the road in the distance, and then you see the horses that are waiting for you. You can [[take the horses]] or keep going [[off on your own]].Right now you're just focused on finding some other people and maybe a town or somehing so you can figure out whats going on.
You drive until you start to see a town, while Elon Musk is next to you babbling on about space stuff and also about how he's hungry.
You spot a small donut shop, but you also don't know if you really want to spend any more time with Elon, because he's really been talking a lot.
You can get out at the [[donut shop]] and tell Elon to take his Corvett, or you can not be so quick to abondon a nice car and head to [[Elon's house]].You walk into Chili's as hungry as ever. You pick out a nice booth to sit at and wait for someone to come around with a menu.
Soon enough your waiter comes over carrying a plate. When he gets close, you realize your waiter is Adam from Vine. He tells you "Hi, welcome to Chili's." and sets the plate in front of you.
You look down and see he is trying to serve you Tide Pods. You can just [[eat the pods]] or ask him [[why]] he would try to serve you that. You and Chris Pine walk into the zoo with hopes of having a nice day. You start with the Arctic animals like penguins and polar bears and try to appreciate them before climate change takes over, and then you get to the pigs. ?
You didn't know zoos really had farm animals like this. It is a petting zoo type of set up, so you assume they aren't normally around. You kneel down close to the pigs and all of a sudden, one of them whispers to you. They call you Broother and ask if you have oats. You have no oats so you can [[ignore them]] or go on a quest to [[find oats]].Phil Swift breaks out a roll of Flex Tape and helps you patch the boat back together.
You have never met him, yet somehow you are drawn to him. You remember that you once read on the internet that Phil Swift created the universe and he can also end it. You feel the willingness to stay, but you also want to figure out where you are and find some civilization.
You can [[stay with Phil]] or just [[take the boat]].
You're just hanging out with Big Chungus and he doesn't really communicate with words, but he gets up and you can sense you are supposed to follow him. You leave his rabbit hole and start walking throuh the woods together. You still don't really know where you're at, but he seems to know the way.
You follow him all the way to a mysterious looking house. It's all dark and fenced in and there seems to be some sort of glow coming from the windows. You pass through the front gate and walk up to knock on the door. Before you both even get the chance to knock, the eternal being, Shaggy, opens the door. He tells you he could sense you guys were coming and invites you in. You can happily [[take the offer]] or [[reject Shaggy]]You ignore most everyone and everything and just walk. You walk until you are out of the woods so you can try to find some civilization.
Finally you hit pavement and start to see a town. You wander into it and spot a Chili's, but you also spot a small donut shop. You can go to [[chili's]] or to the [[donut shop]].The horses must be hungry and so are you. In the distance you spot a Chili's, and also a donut shop. Your choice now, [[chili's]] or [[donut shop]].You tell them no and that you don't care about their need for oats and you turn to walk away.
You soon find out that the pigs are Shaggy's henchmen. They stand up on two legs and start dragging you to him. They tell you that you shouldn't reject and order when it's from the supreme leader.
You can have one last chance to save yourself and [[pledge]] your eternal will to Shaggy, or [[reject Shaggy]] once and for all.As soon as you accept the challenge of finding oats, Shaggy floats down from the sky, extends his arm and opens his hand to reveal a handful of oats. He tells you that you are the chosen one. You can now choose to have [[eternal life]] through Shaggy, or become the [[ultimate Broother]] to the pigs. You just died. lol
What did you think would happen when you eat laundry detergent??
Maybe you should go back to the [[start]] and learn to make smarter choicesAs soon as you ask Adam from Vine why he would try to serve you tide pods, Chris Pine comes bursting out of the bathroom and can sense impending danger. He is ready to help you.
Adam from Vine tells you "Why wouldn't I serve you tide pods... after what you did to me." and then he rips off his mask to reveal that he was Big Chungus the whole time.
It is now time to finish this fight once and for all. You can choose to have Chris Pine help to run straight toward Big Chungus and [[tackle him]] or you can start picking up anything you can to [[throw at him]].
You get to the donut shop and see a big tow truck parked outside. You look up to see the sign that says Griddy's Donuts. That sounds okay so you walk in.
When you get in, you see a man with his son who is wearing a blazer and drinking coffe, even though he looks to be about 14 years old.
Just after you walk in,more people storm in with weapons, and they are targeting the 14 year old.
You runout as fast as you can, and the man follows you. He is not the kids dad, and the tow truck is his.
You can [[wait outside]] to see what happens or you can [[hitch a ride]] in the tow truck and escape this place. You tell Elon that you're down to hang at his house.
What he doesn't tell you, is that his house is in space, and his car is a Space Corvett.
He presses a big red button, and the car starts to lift off the ground and fly straight up toward the sky. You are not sure what to think.
You can [[abandon the car]] now, or you can just [[stay for the ride]].You and Big Chungus go into Shaggy's house. Shaggy asks if you want anything... and he means anything. Whatever you ask for, he can just snap his fingers and make it appear right in front of you. You are intrigued by, and also a little scared by his power. You can't decide what you want more, a [[car]] or a nice juicy [[cheeseburger]] with loads of bacon on it. You have now accepted Phil Swift as your lord and savior. He christens you in the lake and presents you with your honorary tube of Flex Glue.
You now need nothing more than to simply exist in the Temple of Phil Swift at the bottom of the lake.
If you would rather not spend the rest of your existence pledged to Phil Swift, you can go back to the [[start]].The lake is pretty big. You have been rowing for quite a while, when out of nowhere you start getting attacked by something that's big and green and flying.
The second time it gets close, you realize that it's the Duolingo Owl. It's convinced you haven't finished your french lessons. You can try to [[outrun the owl]] or surrender and [[agree to learn French]].You have just basically sold your soul to Shaggy. You only exist now as a hollow being with no purpose or direction without your soul. You can do whatever you want, but it will never be enough, you are basically dead but alive. You now know that taking the souls of the innocent is how Shaggy keeps getting more powerful.
You can go back to the [[start]] and hope for a different outcome.Nobody should ever reject Shaggy. He gets so angery that he wants to destroy you and everything else. He starts throwing glowing balls of energy everywhere. And now everything is on fire. You have just made Shaggy cause the apocolypse. You and everything on the Earth is going to perish and it's all your fault.
You can restart and learn to make better choices back at the [[start]].As soon as you except eternal life, you float up to one of Shaggy's temples above the clouds. The temple already has your name on it.
This is your home now, you need nothing else.
To possibly experience a different story, you can go back to the [[start]].The pigs basically see you as a god now, whatever happens, they will always be there to protect you. You are now free to do whatever you want as long as you bring the pigs.
This is your life now, congratulations,
If you would like to possibly experience a whole different story, you can go back to the [[start]].You can Chris Pine ready up and count down from 3. 3..2..1, you charge. You and Chris are running full speed when you collide with Big Chungus. You knock him down and he hits the ground with the force of a freight train.
You guys have completely knocked him out.
You are able to escape the resturant. You thank Chris Pine for all his help and you run to the airport across the street where you buy a ticket for the next flight out that leaves in 20 minutes, and you get out of this crazy place alive.
If this is not how you would like to end, you can experience a whole different story if you go back to the [[start]].Turns out Big Chungus is also good at throwing things. He throws a big bowl at you so fast that you don't have time to react and it hits you, knocking you unconsious.
You wake up back at the [[start]] where you had woken up the first time. You have a chance to start over and make better decisions that can lead to your survival. Choose wiselyYou find out the owl is too quick to outrun. He scoops you up in his talons and forces you to [[agree to learn French]].The owl takes you back to his domain, where you get put in your own room and the only tv you can watch is in French, and you can have almost anything you want, as long as you say it in French.
You can [[accept this]] or [[refuse]] to learn keep learning French because it is too hard and you hate it. You didn't tell Shaggy what kind of car you wanted, because you figured anything from him would be right.
He snaps his fingers and a cherry red Ferrari appears in front of you. You hate the color. You can just [[take the car]] or tell him you hate the car and basically [[reject Shaggy]].As soon as you bite into the cheeseburger, you are filled with immense strength and you start to glow, which is a little freaky. Shaggy says you must have had some kind of power inside you the whole time and eating his holy food brought it out.
You will probably never be as strong as Shaggy, but you are now stronger than Big Chungus and do not need him. You don't need anyone. You can literally fly now. You thank Shaggy for his help and you fly into the sky to find your next adventure.
You can go on a whole new adventure if you go back to the [[start]]You jump out of the car and hit the ground and pretty much just splat. What did you thnk would happen when you jump out of the sky?
You can go back to the [[start]] and maybe not do that again.You get to Elon Musk's house in space and it's so cool you don't want to leave. You ask him if that's okay and he says heck yeah. He tells you what's his is now yours. This is your life now.
You can go back to the [[start]] for a whole new adventure.He comes out alive so you know he is safe now. You decide this town isn't the worst, so you grab a hotel room for a couple days and decide to do some more exploring.
Almost a week later, you decide to go to the orchestra.
Half way through the show, the 14 year old in the blazer walks in with a group of people. Everyone flees from danger, but you hide in a corner and watch.
They are fighting against this girl who is glowing and looks pretty scary. The fight is almost over, when everything explodes and you realize you are in the apocolypse and there is no escape
You can start over at the [[start]] if you wantYou ask him to take you to an airport so you can escape this crazy place. You get there and book the next flight that is leaving in 20 minutes. You don't really even know where it's going, but you know anywhere is better than wherever you have been.
You can go back to the [[start]] for a new adventure.Frech isn't that bad and the more you learn, the less the Duolingo Owl hates you.
After some time, you learn enough to upgrade to a bigger room and you are now on the owl's good side, congratulations, this isn't such a bad life.
You can go back to the [[start]] and play again if you want.You try to refuse, but the Duolingo Owl won't let you go. You have angered him by telling him you won't learn any more French. He drags you to his dungeon and you are only ever given baguettes and water as your meals. This is your life now. You have been tought that on one should ever mess with the Duolingo Owl.
You can try again at the [[start]] if you want.You get in the car and it's already programmed with a destinstation that says home. Shaggy knows where you need to go. The destination says it's 64 hours away, but you somehow don't mind. You thank Shaggy and start the drive to your new life without looking back.
You can go back to the [[start]] to hopefully go on a whole new adventure.