jahseh

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you are walking down the street, when you see your favorite rapper, xxxtentacion. you walk start to walk to him and see 2 men pull up in a car and shoot him. you could either [[help]] good old jahseh or [[run]] for your life.

the men drive off in a hurry. you run to jahsehs aid. he mutters, spotlight uh, moonlight uh. do you [[sing]] along, take him to a [[doctor]] for help or start watching gordon ramsey make a [[beef wellington]].

you sprint down the street, running for your life. then you realize that x was just shot! do you start [[crying]] in the middle of the street, run back to [[save]] good old jahseh, or do you start singing [[SAD]] to get your mind off this shooting.

you and x both have amazing voices. he mutters one [[last word]] before death.

you arrive at the hospital. the doctor says x has passed away. do you go [[home and cry]] or post a sad [[instagram]] picture about jah. you could also click [[here]] for a surprise!

stop crying and get up, go [[save]] x you weenie

Jahseh bleeds through the hole in his neck. do you try to put him in a car to take to a [[doctor]] or [[plug]] the hole with your finger.

x mutters his final words in your ear. i cant die, i am jahseh!!!! Do you [[pass out]] in shock or go make a [[song|cant die]] with x

putting your finger in a bullet hole is never the right choice. take it out ond go see a [[doctor]]. or you could click [[here]] for a surprise!

you lay in your bed and cry at the death of dear jahseh. your mom brings you icecream because she can tell your having a bad day. however, she got cookies and cream instead of sherbert. this is the worst day ever! but this cant keep you down, puck yourself up and go listen to [[ryman]] or [[sadboy records]].

everyone takes x's death as a joke, thinking its not real. the FBI messages you and tells you to never joke about the death of jah, EVER. you go [[home and cry]] in your bed.

you and x go record a song with billy ray cyrus, it becomes #1 on the hip hop charts. everthing is perfect!! click here to [[restart|capture]]

you are destroyed over the death of jahseh. he had the perfect mix of anger, depression, and talent! you are so sad you gather all the sad bois of the town, gather around a big tree, and start to sing SAD in memory of jah. this reminds you of the scene in how the grinch stole christmas. click here to [[restart|start]]

as you sing sad, you realize how much jah means to you. you cant just run away! you [[walk back|help]] to x and pick that beautiful man up.

you feel the ground shake. the voice of gordon ramsey has attracted some nearby fat kids. do you drop a doughnut as a [[distraction]] or try to [[fight]] the kids.

the distraction worked! you run for your life as the fat kids fight to the death for the doughnut. you make your way to zachs house. looking for water and another doughnut. you see him streaming fortnite in his room. do you [[interupt]] the game or offer him money if her [[wins]] the game.

you stand no chance of fighting 13 fat kids in the middle of the street. they beat you up and take all your v-bucks. now you go [[home and cry]].

rymans prepubescent girl voice sooths you, then a man named marquay starts singing. you finally have to courage to pause the song, a tear rolls down your face. you cant get jah off your mind, not even with rymans music. do you turn [[emo]] when you go back to school or go to [[sleep]].

you load up ashley and start to go def. your mom comes in you room and smashes your phone. the only thing you can do is cry and go build a pool in the middle of the forest. [[pool]]

becoming emo dosent work out very well. you try to look like a dope biker, but end looking like rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid. but not the cool rodrick, the one that started the #notmyrodrick meme. older kids see you and beat you up. go home and [[Sleep]], its been a long day.

you fall asleep to the sound of minecraft music and morgan freeman explaning how the universe works. [[restart|start]]

woah, this isnt the start. looks like the men who shot x want YOU dead now. do you [[escape]] or [[join]] the group.

while gathering materials for the pool, you are spotted by native indians. they run at you with sticks. now you must [[runnnn]]

you are fast, but not that fast. the indians kill you and take your spine as a trophy. click here to [[restart|start]]

you excape the compound. yay. now go home, listen to some jahseh and [[sleep]]

you have joined the group. you soon realize that most of them have under 100 fornite wins. you get angry and leave the group. go home and cry over jah. click [[here]]

you interupt the game which causes zach to die. he punches you in the head and kicks you out of the house. with nothing to do, you walk home and try to [[sleep]].

zach wins the fortnite game and default dances on the final kill. you give him 100 dollars for the epic dub. you day has been complete, call your mom and tell her to come [[pick you up]].

your mom comes to pick you up, you arrive at your house having to take a massive poo. you open the bathroom door and see kai on your toilet. he spooks you and you poo your pants. jah is still on your mind, with poo and your pants and x dead you go [[cry|home and cry]]

you wake up in a dark room chained to a wall. the lights turn on and you see another man across the room chained to the wall. i know what you are thinking, this is a knock off of saw. well is is, you die because your not a main character. click here to [[restart|start]]

well, no matter what you went through in the day. your bed can comfort you. a tear rolls down your face as you think of jahseh. when you notice a piece of paper on the ground. go [[pick it up]]

you pick up the paper and it reads When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. now i know you didnt actually read all that. it was the first paragraph of the Decleration of Independence. you sell the Decleration for 1.2 million at an auction. click [[Here]] to see what happens next

you become a millionaire, but it dosen tcure your sadness in your heart for x. you buy a katana signed by randy jackson and commit sudoku. rough ending. click here to [[restart|start]]